Our Favorite Movie Posters #72: The Legend of the Psychotic Forest Ranger (2011) PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Monday, 02 April 2012 19:09

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...The Legend of the Psychotic Forest Ranger (2011) - I'm not even sure this one has been released, but it has a website, and a poster, and a trailer, so it qualifies as a movie by our standards.

From the website:

Full of plot holes & cheesy dialogue, The Legend of the Psychotic Forest Ranger is a B horror movie straight out of the 80s.

After taking a wrong turn down an abandoned road, the Jock, the Joker, the Blond Bimbo & the Paranoid Brunette run out of gas and find themselves stranded in the middle of the woods. What a total drag. What was that noise? Why is everyone vanishing? Is it all one of Bradley’s dumb practical jokes, or could The Legend be true? Your compass won’t save you in these woods.

The Legend of the Psychotic Forest Ranger stars Michael G MacDonald as a somehow super human killer with epic kill lines and a compass that finds teenagers partying in the woods. True to B horror form, MacDonald’s Ranger defies all storytelling logic. How did he get these special powers? How did he just appear in front of them when they were running away from him? Oh my gawd, figure it out yourself.

 

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