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30 Action Hero One-Liners PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Wednesday, 04 April 2012 15:51

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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - SFPD Inspector Harry "Dirty Harry" Callahan (Dirty Harry 1971)

As well as being able to shoot on target without fail, outsmart villains intent on world domination and make any woman fall in love with them, action heroes are also great at improvising smart one-liners.

Just before or after they deliver a fatal blow to some nefarious type, out pops a perfectly crafted quip which feels as if it's probably been brewing for a while. Now from our friends at ShortList.com, here's 30 of the best.

Enjoy at ShortList.com.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 04 April 2012 16:01
 
Seth McFarlan Pesents "Ted" PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Monday, 02 April 2012 16:08

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...This is a freaky looking movie, I saw the trailer for it during "Family Guy" last night. While the television safe trailer looked very weird, yet somehow interesting, the red band trailer below really piques my interest. I'll probably hate myself the next morning, but I will probably be drinking heavily and going to see this one when it's released.

The movie website is pretty thin on details, saying simply:

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted.

In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish...and has refused to leave his side ever since.

So that's it. As you'll see in the trailer, Ted is not your average talking teddy bear, I'm pretty sure he would fuck up Tedd Ruxpin if he ever met him in a bar.

BTW, HPOA (hot piece of ass) Mila Kunis is in it, so it's probably worth going to see even if it sucks.

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"Ted" arrives in theaters on July 13.

Last Updated on Monday, 02 April 2012 16:36
 
Total Recall Remake Coming This Summer PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Monday, 02 April 2012 12:23

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...Total Recall, the campy, action packed sci-fi thriller that starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone back in 1990, has been remade and will be released this summer.

The new version will star Colin Farrell and Bryan Cranston. Cranston will be playing the villian part performed so well in the original by Ronny Cox.

According to producer Neal Moritz, this version of the film will be closer to Philip K. Dick’s original story. Moritz also stated that the film will not be shot in 3D, saying: “we decided that it would be too much.”

Kate Beckinsale will play the role of double agent Lori, while John Cho is set to play McClane, the smooth-talking rep for the memory company. Ethan Hawke will have a cameo in the film. Although it's not mentioned in the sources I reviewed, from the looks of the trailer, Jessica Alba will also start. And that's not a bad thing.

Time will tell if this latest remake will be any good. Most aren't, but occassionaly even a blind dog finds another dogs ass. So, we'll wait and see.

Watch the tailer after the jump.

Last Updated on Monday, 02 April 2012 12:41
 
Happy National Cleavage Day! PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Projectionist   
Friday, 30 March 2012 14:25

Click to View Larger... Click to View Larger...Happy National Cleavage Day!

OK, technically it's only National Cleavage Day in the United Kingdom, but that's close enought for us to celebrate. (You know how we feel about cleavage.)

So, to honor the day for our brothers cross the pond we thought we'd share some cleavage photos of some of the great 60s and 70s bombshells. Enjoy the photos after the jump!

Last Updated on Friday, 30 March 2012 15:20
 
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